<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666</id><updated>2012-02-16T07:28:02.247-08:00</updated><category term='Family Guy'/><category term='May 1 2009'/><category term='Funny Jokes'/><category term='Movie News'/><category term='True Funny Stories'/><category term='April 30 2009'/><category term='Best Barbecue'/><category term='Oprah Sued'/><category term='My Posts'/><category term='Jennifer Hudson'/><category term='News'/><category term='Funny Pictures'/><category term='Lose weight with soup'/><category term='Mortgage Attorney'/><title type='text'>Daily Articles</title><subtitle type='html'>My Daily Thought</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>51</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8361497830948863250</id><published>2009-05-01T10:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:57:36.415-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>Funny "Varm It" Youtube Video</title><content type='html'>Indian Guy Singing.. Talking.. Just plain old funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-f4dQNrpUeU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-f4dQNrpUeU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tags: Funny Singing, Indian Guy, Varm it, Singing Song&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8361497830948863250?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8361497830948863250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8361497830948863250' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8361497830948863250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8361497830948863250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/funny-varm-it-youtube-video.html' title='Funny &quot;Varm It&quot; Youtube Video'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4067594742862519908</id><published>2009-05-01T10:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:54:16.177-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>Bloody Mary Recipe</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Bloody Mary Recipe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfs3KNnsyZI/AAAAAAAAANw/cofaJgWATI0/s1600-h/bloody_mary.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330915232517507474" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 139px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfs3KNnsyZI/AAAAAAAAANw/cofaJgWATI0/s320/bloody_mary.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) vodka&lt;br /&gt;1/2 cup tomato juice&lt;br /&gt;2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice&lt;br /&gt;Worcestershire sauce to taste&lt;br /&gt;Tabasco to taste&lt;br /&gt;1 celery stick for garnish&lt;br /&gt;1 lemon wedge for garnish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Combine the vodka, the tomato juice, the lemon juice, the Worcestershire sauce, the Tabasco, 1 cup ice cubes, and salt and pepper to taste, shake the mixture well, and strain it into a tall glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish the Bloody Mary with the celery stick and the lemon wedge.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4067594742862519908?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4067594742862519908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4067594742862519908' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4067594742862519908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4067594742862519908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/bloody-mary-recipe.html' title='Bloody Mary Recipe'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfs3KNnsyZI/AAAAAAAAANw/cofaJgWATI0/s72-c/bloody_mary.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-613702981537529559</id><published>2009-05-01T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:50:00.497-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>How to Watch Free Movies Online</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;How to Watch Free Movies Online&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is very easy.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Visit a website called &lt;a href="http://www.movieswatchfree.net/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;http://www.movieswatchfree.net/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Search what movie you would like to watch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Click on one of the links, let buffer, and watch movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.movieswatchfree.net/"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330914079163677202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 179px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfs2HFCt-hI/AAAAAAAAANo/XItJjPaoH9k/s200/Untitled.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-613702981537529559?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/613702981537529559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=613702981537529559' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4234322990515027602</id><published>2009-05-01T10:43:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:43:54.070-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>5 Unanswered Questions</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;5 Unanswered Questions&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How far east can you go before you're heading west?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4234322990515027602?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4234322990515027602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4234322990515027602' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4234322990515027602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4234322990515027602'/><link 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midsummer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It stands in position all year long and is usually repainted or replaced right before May begins. Many times they are short though so they are easy to maintain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are decorated with flowers and leaves to signify the new season. They are many times draped with greenery and have ribbons at the top.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maypole's have many religious significance depending on which culture you are in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is thought of as the "traditional" maypole is a relatively recent development of the tradition. This comes from the Italian dances performed in mid-19th century theatricals. It is usually shorter and plainer maypole that people (usually school children) perform dances around, weaving the ribbons in and out to create striking patterns.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-5854440661418061665?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/5854440661418061665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=5854440661418061665' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5854440661418061665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5854440661418061665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-is-may-pole.html' title='What is a May Pole?'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8667818248077741772</id><published>2009-05-01T10:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:42:04.814-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>Utah girl shrinking</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Utah girl shrinking&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Maggie Agnew is a beautiful 10 month old baby girl. Her parents, Michelle and Sean Agnew realized that she was not getting bigger but instead smaller. They took her to the doctors but they had no answers. She was later brought to the Boston Children's Hospital specialists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“So, she’s getting plenty of calories, but her body is burning all the calories that she is getting, and they don’t where it’s going to,“ said Maggie’s father, Sean Agnew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maggie has other problems: She was born with three holes in her heart, although two have now sealed. Her esophagus is the size of a premature infant, and she has breathing problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is quite the battler and hopefully she can win this one for us. She reportedly has a feeding tube but she continues to burn as many calories and more as she takes them in.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8667818248077741772?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8667818248077741772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8667818248077741772' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8667818248077741772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8667818248077741772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/utah-girl-shrinking.html' title='Utah girl shrinking'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3555025904431061285</id><published>2009-05-01T10:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:27:48.000-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>Hydroxycut Recall</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Hydroxycut Recall&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfsw_UkL5-I/AAAAAAAAANg/5GV6rv3VU4Q/s1600-h/hydroxycut-main.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330908448333490146" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 156px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfsw_UkL5-I/AAAAAAAAANg/5GV6rv3VU4Q/s200/hydroxycut-main.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once one of the most popular diet pills is now being pulled off of shelves everywhere. Government health officials are calling a recall for the pill all over the country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The FDA is encouraging people to avoid using the product to avoid liver damage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The product is advertised to be used with "natural ingredients" but clearly several ingredients are not so good for the body. It is more important to have a healthy liver than a flat stomach. Be cautious when using diet pills or when you are taking any type of supplement. Try something that has been around for years and has been approved by the FDA. Many times less is more, and clearly hydroxycut is not going to help anybody.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It accounts for about 90 percent of the market for weight loss supplements, with sales of about 1 million bottles a year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hydroxycut, hydroxycut side effects, hydroxycut ingredients, hydroxycut fda, fda hydroxycut&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3555025904431061285?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3555025904431061285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3555025904431061285' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3555025904431061285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3555025904431061285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/hydroxycut-recall.html' title='Hydroxycut Recall'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfsw_UkL5-I/AAAAAAAAANg/5GV6rv3VU4Q/s72-c/hydroxycut-main.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-1864336417431915841</id><published>2009-05-01T10:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:28:20.292-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>Long Time Las Vegas Performer Danny Gans Dead at 52</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Danny Gans Dead at 52&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfsuRWWN5WI/AAAAAAAAANY/HFaUPP3uJdE/s1600-h/46653110.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330905459514533218" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfsuRWWN5WI/AAAAAAAAANY/HFaUPP3uJdE/s320/46653110.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Danny Gans died in his sleep at the age of 52 today. He is one of the most famous performers in the Las Vegas area. This one man helped to attract many people to Las Vegas. Danny Gans was a longtime singer, actor, and impressionist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was said that Danny Gans died suddenly in his sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"All of us in The Mirage family are deeply saddened to learn of Danny's passing," Scott Sibella, president of The Mirage, said in a statement released through parent company MGM Mirage Inc. "We all knew of his devotion to his family and our hearts and prayers are with his wife and children."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gans was found dead at 3 a.m. by his wife Julie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Steve Wynn, chief executive of Wynn Resorts, called Gans' death "a profoundly tragic event that leaves us all sad and speechless."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-1864336417431915841?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/1864336417431915841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=1864336417431915841' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/1864336417431915841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/1864336417431915841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/long-time-las-vegas-performer-danny.html' title='Long Time Las Vegas Performer Danny Gans Dead at 52'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfsuRWWN5WI/AAAAAAAAANY/HFaUPP3uJdE/s72-c/46653110.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-347345035258515204</id><published>2009-05-01T10:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T10:14:09.060-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='May 1 2009'/><title type='text'>Jokes May 1, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Jokes May 1, 2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Is there a Santa Claus?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison--this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;50 Dollars is 50 Dollars&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-347345035258515204?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/347345035258515204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=347345035258515204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/347345035258515204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/347345035258515204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/05/jokes-may-1-2009.html' title='Jokes May 1, 2009'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-5005595193553291159</id><published>2009-04-30T16:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T16:04:58.862-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Who Wins? Double Knockout Video</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The Double Knockout Video&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaDWpvzMaPM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaDWpvzMaPM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funny stuff, man throwing arms up in the air at the end must be the winner? Whoever gets up first? Weird Fight, not really sure who won but it is a good laugh.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-5005595193553291159?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/5005595193553291159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=5005595193553291159' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5005595193553291159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5005595193553291159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/who-wins-double-knockout-video.html' title='Who Wins? Double Knockout Video'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-2536352609004659148</id><published>2009-04-30T15:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T15:57:49.225-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfosOwVb6tI/AAAAAAAAANQ/nZU-cmFsErk/s1600-h/ept_sports_ncaab_experts-57660403-1241110417.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330621740951005906" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 110px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfosOwVb6tI/AAAAAAAAANQ/nZU-cmFsErk/s320/ept_sports_ncaab_experts-57660403-1241110417.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.clubtrillion.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;http://www.clubtrillion.blogspot.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A website keeping a man from joining the NBA draft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Titus's view&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Today, (no this isn’t an FML) Dobo again approached me, only this time his face suggested that either the situation with the NBA had escalated or he found out that I was the one who spread peanut butter underneath his car handle door. [...] The NBA had called back and this time they demanded I pull my name out “or else.” I assume the “or else” meant they were going to make me do an NBA Catalog commercial like Larry Bird did in 1987. Despite the fact that I would have loved nothing more than to do a similar commercial, I realized that maybe the NBA isn’t an organization to be messed with and I pulled my name out."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Titus is not angry.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Because of this, I’m not really all that upset about them treating me differently. In fact, I’m somewhat excited. I could very well be the first person in the history of the NBA to basically be told to go away."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-2536352609004659148?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/2536352609004659148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=2536352609004659148' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2536352609004659148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2536352609004659148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/ohio-states-mark-titus-removed-from.html' title='Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfosOwVb6tI/AAAAAAAAANQ/nZU-cmFsErk/s72-c/ept_sports_ncaab_experts-57660403-1241110417.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-5704024546795906345</id><published>2009-04-30T15:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T15:52:43.207-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>John Floyd Thomas Jr.</title><content type='html'>John Floyd Thomas Jr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SforDaidBaI/AAAAAAAAANI/Xeod0qlMh5s/s1600-h/john-floyd-thomas-jr.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330620446609835426" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 232px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SforDaidBaI/AAAAAAAAANI/Xeod0qlMh5s/s320/john-floyd-thomas-jr.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Floyd Thomas Jr. is an ex-con who murdered over 25 white elderly citizens from the state of South Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While working as an insurance adjuster, John Floyd Thomas Jr. would rape and murder many single elderly white women. He was twice convicted and served over 10 years in a state prison. Unfortunately, police could still not solve the "westside rapists" case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thomas was arrested at his apartment in South Los Angeles last month and charged April 2 with murder in connection with the deaths of Ethel Sokoloff, 68, in the Mid-Wilshire area in 1972, and Elizabeth McKeown, 67, in Westchester in 1976.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“When all is said and done, Mr. Thomas stands to be Los Angeles’ most prolific serial killer,” said LAPD Robbery-Homicide Cold Case Det. Richard Bengston.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-5704024546795906345?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/5704024546795906345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=5704024546795906345' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5704024546795906345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5704024546795906345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/john-floyd-thomas-jr.html' title='John Floyd Thomas Jr.'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SforDaidBaI/AAAAAAAAANI/Xeod0qlMh5s/s72-c/john-floyd-thomas-jr.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8199486832500261926</id><published>2009-04-30T14:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T15:02:05.112-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George and South Carolina recently joined the states with Swine Flu list. If you are living in these states be cautious, as the flu is spreading very fast. There are over 100 confirmed cases of it and several deaths.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Georgia's case is a 30 year old woman who just recently returned from Cancun Mexico. She returned home and reportedly felt flu-like symptoms and was hospitalized. She still remains very sick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“She is beginning to show some modest signs of improvement (but) she is still a very seriously ill” patient, he said. None of the woman’s family or close contacts has shown any symptoms but they were started on antiviral medications as a precaution, said Dr. Susan Lance, director of the Office of Protection and Safety for Georgia Public Health.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be sure to wash hands and eat healthy to keep yourself from getting the swine flu. Be careful of everything.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8199486832500261926?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8199486832500261926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8199486832500261926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8199486832500261926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8199486832500261926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/georgia-joins-south-carolina-on-swine.html' title='Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-6856615917709010198</id><published>2009-04-30T13:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T15:02:57.471-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Lesbian? Kelly McGillis</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Kelly McGillis recently announced that she is a lesbian&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfof_T0zCsI/AAAAAAAAANA/6KblIHW_HR8/s1600-h/topgun.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330608281460345538" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 274px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/Sfof_T0zCsI/AAAAAAAAANA/6KblIHW_HR8/s320/topgun.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most known for being Tom Cruise's teacher in Top Gun, after years of speculation, Kelly McGillis confirms she is a lesbian. She announced to www.shewired.com that she was a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm done with the man thing," says McGillis, 51, who is twice married and twice divorced and has two teenage daughters. "I did that, I need to move on in life. It's a part of being true to yourself. That's been a challenge for me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was sometimes called Hollywood's worst kept secret considering many people knew for a while but now it is official.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully no guys reading this had a little crush on Kelly McGillis. Unless you like that lesbian thing then thats good for you. Any lesbian women? well there is a new fish in the sea.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-6856615917709010198?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/6856615917709010198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=6856615917709010198' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6856615917709010198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6856615917709010198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/lesbian-kelly-mcgillis.html' title='Lesbian? 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Unfortunately for him, he missed.. Bad.  He attempted to make a dunk which was very difficult as you can see in the video above and just embarassed himself.  The Heat had a bad game, and the Hawk's were very dirty to begin the game.  Dwayne Wade came down and got a flagrant foul which the Hawk's took advantage of hitting more than 10 field goals in a row taking a commanding lead after the first half.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Game 6 with the Hawk's up 3-2 I would expect to see many more dirty hits.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-7370050123742213?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/7370050123742213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=7370050123742213' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/7370050123742213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/7370050123742213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/heat-fired-up-after-josh-smith.html' title='Heat &quot;Fired Up&quot; After Josh Smith attempted dunk'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-9079429966374868448</id><published>2009-04-30T13:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T13:32:16.006-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>What does Obama Mean in Japanese?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;What does Obama Mean in Japanese?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfoKtXoPsyI/AAAAAAAAAM4/q-QTfNLgVTY/s1600-h/asiatribune_news_356837791.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330584883499610914" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 158px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfoKtXoPsyI/AAAAAAAAAM4/q-QTfNLgVTY/s200/asiatribune_news_356837791.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our U.S. presidents name does translate in Japanese. What it translates to is "Little Beach."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a small town in Japan named Obama which supported Obama in his presidency. They became a famous small town wearing Obama T-shirts and helping to support our current United States president.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama was given a letter, a DVD, and chopsticks from the small town.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama thanked the city "for your support and encouragement and thank you for your thoughtful gift."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-9079429966374868448?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/9079429966374868448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=9079429966374868448' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/9079429966374868448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/9079429966374868448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/what-does-obama-mean-in-japanese.html' title='What does Obama Mean in Japanese?'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfoKtXoPsyI/AAAAAAAAAM4/q-QTfNLgVTY/s72-c/asiatribune_news_356837791.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3945657531610983445</id><published>2009-04-30T13:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T13:32:22.832-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is from an e-mail sent from the Kilpatrick Stockton law firm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Good morning,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please remain in our space until further notice. Metropolitan Police Department are currently responding to an unconscious male with a gunshot wound to the head on the 11th floor of Kilpatrick &amp;amp; Stockton. We are contacting building management to determine further information.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We will keep you posted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is reported that Mark Levy committed suicide on the 11th floor of the law firm. Levy was one of the attorneys that was laid off on Tuesday by the firm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“There was a death at Kilpatrick Stockton earlier today. At this point, it is inappropriate for us to comment further. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the attorney's family and colleagues.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was an unconscious male with a gunshot wound on the 11th floor.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3945657531610983445?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3945657531610983445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3945657531610983445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3945657531610983445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3945657531610983445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/bloody-scene-at-kilpatrick-stockton.html' title='Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8587172795670033525</id><published>2009-04-30T13:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T13:32:55.874-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Nikki Catsouras Car Crash</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;nikki catsouras accident photos&lt;br /&gt;nikki catsouras accident pictures&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfoHzSq2NbI/AAAAAAAAAMw/yThc2kMga70/s1600-h/nikki-catsouras-car-crash-20090427210624.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330581686712677810" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 327px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 209px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfoHzSq2NbI/AAAAAAAAAMw/yThc2kMga70/s400/nikki-catsouras-car-crash-20090427210624.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is her family. Her family asks that you do not see the photos of the car crash as they are very sad and graphic. Nikki Catsouras was speeding in a very expensive sports car and was decapitated. Days later, photos were leaked on the internet from the scene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;California Highway Patrol apologized for the leaked pictures; two CHP dispatchers were to blame. One man's attorney said that he sent the images to relatives and friends "as a cautionary tale" to warn them of the dangers of the road. "Any young person that sees these photos and is goaded into driving more cautiously or less recklessly-that's a public service."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many people on the internet were very mean towards Nikki following the car crash. People called her stupid, spoiled, and felt worse for the Porsche than they did for her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The family wants there to be a law and some kind of system in cyberspace to keep pictures like these from showing up all over the web. It is hard to see these things when it is someone you are close to, and it is always important to keep yourself away from this. I did not post the pictures for a reason and I recommend you don't search for them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8587172795670033525?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8587172795670033525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8587172795670033525' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8587172795670033525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8587172795670033525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/nikki-catsouras-car-crash.html' title='Nikki Catsouras Car Crash'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SfoHzSq2NbI/AAAAAAAAAMw/yThc2kMga70/s72-c/nikki-catsouras-car-crash-20090427210624.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3848327427458174013</id><published>2009-04-30T13:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T13:23:27.235-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April 30 2009'/><title type='text'>Daily Jokes April 30, 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Daily Jokes April 30, 2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;1. Funny Signs&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire &amp;amp; take appropriate action." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in &amp;amp; get fed up." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." **********&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Blonde In Snowstorm&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to the parking lot and wondered how she was going to make it home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her snowy situation. She then remembered her daddy's advice that if she ever got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snowplow went by and she started to follow it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As she followed the snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signalled for her to roll down her window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Home Depot next.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3848327427458174013?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3848327427458174013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3848327427458174013' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3848327427458174013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3848327427458174013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/04/daily-jokes-april-30-2009.html' title='Daily Jokes April 30, 2009'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8185004508677000516</id><published>2009-01-24T08:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-24T08:33:58.336-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Mariana Bridi da Costa Tragedy</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Mariana Bridi da Costa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXtBmeGZq6I/AAAAAAAAAL8/_HWHKyolWaY/s1600-h/Mariana+Bridi+da+Costa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294897916074896290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXtBmeGZq6I/AAAAAAAAAL8/_HWHKyolWaY/s320/Mariana+Bridi+da+Costa.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tragedy sorrounds Mariana Bridi da Costa.  The Miss World Finalist had her hands and feet amputated after contracting a serious urinary tract infection.  She had become sick on December 30 but was misdiagnosed with Kidney Stones.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Herald report adds, "Bridi was diagnosed with a infection by the Pseudomonas aeruginosa bacterium, which can often prove fatal. Septicemia set in in her limbs, cutting off circulation and forcing doctors to amputate."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a sad a terrible tragedy.  This doesn't take away her beauty as she is still a very pretty woman, but she will not be able to compete in the Miss World competition that she had been a finalist for.  I feel bad for her having to go through something like this, not only can she no longer compete, she is missing hands and feet due to lack of technology.  If doctors had diagnosed her correctly, she wouldn't be going through this.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some pictures are also &lt;a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2160372.ece?OTC-RSS&amp;ATTR=News"&gt;from The Sun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8185004508677000516?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8185004508677000516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8185004508677000516' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8185004508677000516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Straight Up Lyrics</title><content type='html'>straight up, straight up paula abdul lyrics, rick springfield, paula abdul, urgent lyrics &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lost in a dream&lt;br /&gt;Don't know which way to go&lt;br /&gt;If you are all that you seem&lt;br /&gt;Then baby I'm moving way too slow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been a fool before&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn't like to get my love caught&lt;br /&gt;In the slammin' door&lt;br /&gt;How about some information--please&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Straight up now tell me&lt;br /&gt;Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Or am I caught in a hit and run&lt;br /&gt;Straight up now tell me&lt;br /&gt;Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Are you just having fun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time's standing still&lt;br /&gt;Waiting for some small clue&lt;br /&gt;I keep getting chills&lt;br /&gt;When I think your love is true&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been a fool before&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn't like to get my love caught&lt;br /&gt;In the slammin' door&lt;br /&gt;How about some information--please&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Straight up now tell me&lt;br /&gt;Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Or am I caught in a hit and run&lt;br /&gt;Straight up now tell me&lt;br /&gt;Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Are you just having fun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are so hard to read&lt;br /&gt;You play hide and seek&lt;br /&gt;With your true intentions&lt;br /&gt;If you're only playing games&lt;br /&gt;I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do do you love me&lt;br /&gt;Do do you love me&lt;br /&gt;Do do you love me&lt;br /&gt;Do do you love me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been a fool before&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn't like to get my love caught&lt;br /&gt;In the slammin' door&lt;br /&gt;Are you more than hot for me&lt;br /&gt;Or am I a page in your history-book&lt;br /&gt;I don't mean to make demands&lt;br /&gt;But the word and the deed go hand in hand&lt;br /&gt;How about some information--please&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chorus cont.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been a fool before&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn't like to get my love caught&lt;br /&gt;In the slammin' door&lt;br /&gt;Are you more than hot for me&lt;br /&gt;Or am I a page in your history-book&lt;br /&gt;I don't mean to make demands&lt;br /&gt;But the word and the deed go hand in hand&lt;br /&gt;How about some information--please&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chorus out &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paula Abdul's New Song "Straight Up"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iu4NcgQZucE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John Thaine once a Merrill Lynch CEO is now leaving Bank Of America&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Thain sold Merrill Lynch to Bank Of America in September 2008.  He agrees to leave after Merrill Lynch brought in a 15.4 billion dollar loss forcing Bank Of America to seek more money from the Government.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In recent news, Bank Of America had got money from the government to keep them in business.  Is Bank Of America on the verge of collapse?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would say no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A bank which is convenient for anyone traveling or moving can't go out of business and the government of the U.S. will do whatever it takes to save the actual BANK OF AMERICA!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3882297821756827667?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3882297821756827667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3882297821756827667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3882297821756827667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3882297821756827667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/01/john-thain.html' title='John Thain'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8586912404972426566</id><published>2009-01-22T11:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T11:23:51.280-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Oscar Nominations 2009</title><content type='html'>oscar nominations, oscar, oscar 2009, oscars, academy awards &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST PICTURE&lt;br /&gt;The Curious Case of Benjamin Button&lt;br /&gt;Frost/Nixon&lt;br /&gt;Milk&lt;br /&gt;The Reader&lt;br /&gt;Slumdog Millionaire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST ACTOR&lt;br /&gt;Richard Jenkins - The Visitor&lt;br /&gt;Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon&lt;br /&gt;Sean Penn - Milk&lt;br /&gt;Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button&lt;br /&gt;Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST ACTRESS&lt;br /&gt;Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married&lt;br /&gt;Angelina Jolie - Changeling&lt;br /&gt;Melissa Leo - Frozen River&lt;br /&gt;Meryl Streep - Doubt&lt;br /&gt;Kate Winslet - The Reader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUPPORTING ACTOR&lt;br /&gt;Josh Brolin - Milk&lt;br /&gt;Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder&lt;br /&gt;Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt&lt;br /&gt;Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight&lt;br /&gt;Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUPPORTING ACTRESS&lt;br /&gt;Amy Adams - Doubt&lt;br /&gt;Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona&lt;br /&gt;Viola Davis - Doubt&lt;br /&gt;Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button&lt;br /&gt;Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DIRECTOR&lt;br /&gt;David Fincher&lt;br /&gt;Ron Howard&lt;br /&gt;Gus Van Sant&lt;br /&gt;Stephen Daldry&lt;br /&gt;Danny Boyle&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY&lt;br /&gt;Courtney Hunt - Frozen River&lt;br /&gt;Mike Leigh - Happy-Go-Lucky&lt;br /&gt;Martin - In Bruges&lt;br /&gt;Dustin Lance Black - Milk&lt;br /&gt;Andrew Stanton - WALL-E&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADAPTED SCREENPLAY&lt;br /&gt;Eric Roth and Robin Swicord - Benjamin Button&lt;br /&gt;John Patrick Shanley - Doubt&lt;br /&gt;Peter Morgan - Frost/Nixon&lt;br /&gt;David Hare - The Reader&lt;br /&gt;Simon Beaufoy - Slumdog Millionaire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOREIGN LANGUAGE&lt;br /&gt;Der Baader Meinhof Komplex&lt;br /&gt;The Class&lt;br /&gt;Departures&lt;br /&gt;Revanche&lt;br /&gt;Waltz with Bashir&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANIMATED&lt;br /&gt;Bolt&lt;br /&gt;Kung Fun Panda&lt;br /&gt;WALL-E&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8586912404972426566?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8586912404972426566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8586912404972426566' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8586912404972426566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8586912404972426566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/01/oscar-nominations-2009.html' title='Oscar Nominations 2009'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4630088004941628167</id><published>2009-01-22T11:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T11:22:15.029-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>jay mcgwire</title><content type='html'>Jay McGwire calling out his brother?  Mark McGwire is a player sorrounded with controversy.  He has tried to get into the hall of fame for the past three years but doesn't recieve a high enough vote.  Does he deserve it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well for one thing not many guys hit over 500 homeruns which Mark McGwire did.  He also held the homerun record for a single season with 70.  He was one of the best players in the season during his time, and helped lead the Athletics to the World Series.  He did strike out a lot, and he wasn't the best defensive player in the league.  Many guys have made the Hall of Fame despite not being a good defensive player.  He was one of the better players of his time and always topped in homeruns, but does he deserve to be in the hall?  Jay McGwire probably doesn't think so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jay McGwire came out and said his brother Mark took Andro, Steroids, and HGH during his career.  Im glad Jay McGwire isn't my brother.  He wanted to get these things out and wants Mark McGwire to live in what he calls "freedom."  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One thing - At the time Mark McGwire took Andro, it was a legal substance and there is no evidence he took it after it became illegal.  Another, Mark McGwire isn't the only guy who takes steroids in the league and I can bet about 60% of baseball players have taken steroids at one point in their lives.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jay McGwire is an idiot, and Mark McGwire, although some may call a cheater, deserves to be in the hall of fame because he would have been a remarkable player whether he took steroids or not, it takes more than steroids to have a great career in baseball.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4630088004941628167?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4630088004941628167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4630088004941628167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4630088004941628167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4630088004941628167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/01/jay-mcgwire.html' title='jay mcgwire'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-31727081567156025</id><published>2009-01-22T08:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:52:53.001-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Obama Keeps Blackberry and gets Sectera Edge</title><content type='html'>Obama Loves his Blackberry, and he is now able to love it longer.  He gets to keep it plus he gets a sectera edge.  Just days after his inaguration he figures out he can keep both phones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Blackberry is used stricly for personal use and the sectera edge is used for business communication.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Barack Obama gets to keep his blackberry, Great now one world issue is solved&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXikSBixYZI/AAAAAAAAALs/KYceq_nN1gc/s1600-h/Sectera+Edge+Barack+Obama.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 152px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXikSBixYZI/AAAAAAAAALs/KYceq_nN1gc/s400/Sectera+Edge+Barack+Obama.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294161991532896658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sectera Edge politics&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-31727081567156025?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/31727081567156025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=31727081567156025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/31727081567156025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/31727081567156025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/01/obama-keeps-blackberry-and-gets-sectera.html' title='Obama Keeps Blackberry and gets Sectera Edge'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXikSBixYZI/AAAAAAAAALs/KYceq_nN1gc/s72-c/Sectera+Edge+Barack+Obama.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-2807993052717043514</id><published>2009-01-21T16:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T16:35:57.156-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Jeff Kent to Retire</title><content type='html'>One time MVP Jeff Kent is going to retire and hang up his uniform.  He is the all-time leader in homeruns at the second base position and is most likely a hall of famer due to an impressive baseball resume.  He is expected to announce Thursday at Dodgers Stadium.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kent is now 40 and is a 5 time all-star.  He was an all star 5 times.  He is one of the best 2nd basemen to play the game and he was great on and off the field.  He was the MVP in 2000 and helped bring the San Fransico Giants to the World Series in which they eventually lost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXe_FtdArWI/AAAAAAAAALk/jdeqBLoTd0Q/s1600-h/Jeff+Kent.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXe_FtdArWI/AAAAAAAAALk/jdeqBLoTd0Q/s400/Jeff+Kent.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293909991818833250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although he was a very angry baseball player and many people to not like him, it is hard to keep him out of the hall of fame.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-2807993052717043514?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/2807993052717043514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=2807993052717043514' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2807993052717043514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2807993052717043514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2009/01/jeff-kent-to-retire.html' title='Jeff Kent to Retire'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SXe_FtdArWI/AAAAAAAAALk/jdeqBLoTd0Q/s72-c/Jeff+Kent.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4680261418107199357</id><published>2008-10-30T14:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T16:37:36.413-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Funny Stories'/><title type='text'>Weird and Funny News</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Weird and Funny News to Get you through the day&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A police officer in was directing traffic outside of a concert. He noticed a familiar-looking truck driving by — his own. The sight led to the arrest of James Matthew Herring, 22. He was charged with theft and evading arrest, police said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Officer Jerry Varner said he parked his pickup about 100 yards from where he was directing traffic Saturday night. He said he didn't see anyone breaking. He did recognize his truck driving by him though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Varner ordered the driver to pull over, the man put the truck in reverse and attempted to get away, striking several vehicles, police said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When police cars sorrounded the truck, Herring tried to flee but was caught shortly after.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Funny Video for Your enjoyment&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cS55Za2R4Ng&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cS55Za2R4Ng&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Funny Joke of the day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Gravy Ladle&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which said "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Picture of the Day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQosb1bbaMI/AAAAAAAAALU/8QPSJC2ikjU/s1600-h/open_tits_close_tits.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263067971246057666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQosb1bbaMI/AAAAAAAAALU/8QPSJC2ikjU/s400/open_tits_close_tits.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4680261418107199357?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4680261418107199357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4680261418107199357' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4680261418107199357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4680261418107199357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/weird-and-funny-news.html' title='Weird and Funny News'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQosb1bbaMI/AAAAAAAAALU/8QPSJC2ikjU/s72-c/open_tits_close_tits.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-1638771925471418962</id><published>2008-10-30T14:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T16:36:32.691-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family Guy'/><title type='text'>Family Guy Puke A Thon</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRn5-LQCg2s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRn5-LQCg2s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-1638771925471418962?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/1638771925471418962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=1638771925471418962' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/1638771925471418962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/1638771925471418962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/family-guy-puke-thon.html' title='Family Guy Puke A Thon'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3668758155929469914</id><published>2008-10-30T04:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-30T04:48:17.604-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><title type='text'>Just Funny Pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmevIER8rI/AAAAAAAAAK8/wTEB_Mxt-bU/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmevIER8rI/AAAAAAAAAK8/wTEB_Mxt-bU/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262912172015612594" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmeu0t_ZlI/AAAAAAAAAK0/Rl_hs2BkovQ/s1600-h/funny_signs_3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmeu0t_ZlI/AAAAAAAAAK0/Rl_hs2BkovQ/s400/funny_signs_3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262912166821848658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmeu4QE5hI/AAAAAAAAAKs/UHGGU3K2tRk/s1600-h/funny_signs_5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 382px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmeu4QE5hI/AAAAAAAAAKs/UHGGU3K2tRk/s400/funny_signs_5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262912167770121746" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmeufW8nGI/AAAAAAAAAKk/88SSk-Lbm4M/s1600-h/weird.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmeufW8nGI/AAAAAAAAAKk/88SSk-Lbm4M/s400/weird.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262912161088052322" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funny and weird things to get you through your day&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3668758155929469914?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3668758155929469914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3668758155929469914' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3668758155929469914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3668758155929469914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/just-funny-pictures.html' title='Just Funny Pictures'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQmevIER8rI/AAAAAAAAAK8/wTEB_Mxt-bU/s72-c/untitled.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-2677133148267370194</id><published>2008-10-29T11:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T16:37:53.545-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Funny Stories'/><title type='text'>Fat Mayra Rosales</title><content type='html'>Weird news and Funny news&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Though Mayra Rosales, 27, stands charged with capital murder in Hidalgo County, Texas, she was not ordered to jail pending trial but was allowed home detention because of her obesity. At about 1,000 pounds, Rosales requires special transportation and facilities and was ruled by a judge in August certainly to be no "flight risk." &lt;br /&gt;[Houston Chronicle-AP, 8-23-08] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQiwiT_eYxI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/ajW_gO7S_SM/s1600-h/000_LostDog___.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQiwiT_eYxI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/ajW_gO7S_SM/s400/000_LostDog___.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262650268110971666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, being fat can come in handy right?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-2677133148267370194?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/2677133148267370194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=2677133148267370194' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2677133148267370194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2677133148267370194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/fat-mayra-rosales.html' title='Fat Mayra Rosales'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQiwiT_eYxI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/ajW_gO7S_SM/s72-c/000_LostDog___.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3126298235007445908</id><published>2008-10-29T05:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:41:27.166-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Funny Stories'/><title type='text'>Sextuplets</title><content type='html'>Sextuplets born to New York Couple&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After they already had one kid, Digna and Victor Carpio gave birth to six more in one shot.  Jhan Carlos Carpio, who is 7, just got 6 more siblings, four brothers and two sisters.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Justin, Danelia, Jezreel, Genesis, Joel and Jadon Carpio were born at 25 weeks and weighed about 2 pounds each. "I've watched each of my babies fight so hard to survive," Digna told the New York Daily News. "Life is beautiful, and we're so thankful."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a weird but good story.  These babies showed true fight, and now Digna and Victor Carpio only have to take care of seven kids.  Imagine when they are all teenagers at the same time?  They will have a load to take care of.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3126298235007445908?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3126298235007445908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3126298235007445908' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3126298235007445908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3126298235007445908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/sextuplets.html' title='Sextuplets'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-6018428113368286141</id><published>2008-10-28T18:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:41:48.994-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Funny Stories'/><title type='text'>Sausage Diapers?</title><content type='html'>www.comcast.net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sausage aka Chorizo was found in soiled Diapers?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customs found a soiled diaper at a U.S. Mexico crossing.  It was soiled with.. Sausage?  The diapers were folded to look soiled, but all that was found inside was spicy links of pork sausage.  A South Texas woman admitted to doing it.  She was not identified after the incident, and was fined $300.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and the kicker..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her chorizo was seized by border patrol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know what she was trying to achieve, maybe she was just really pissed, but this just seems stupid to me.  So she lost money paying for sausage and diapers, and was fined $300 dollars.  Oh, and she is an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Weird News to Get You Through the Day.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-6018428113368286141?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/6018428113368286141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=6018428113368286141' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6018428113368286141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6018428113368286141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/sausage-diapers.html' title='Sausage Diapers?'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-2396455381419521134</id><published>2008-10-28T18:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:42:01.247-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Funny Stories'/><title type='text'>Pot with Tacos</title><content type='html'>Couple gets Pot with their order of tacos.&lt;br /&gt;Twenty-six-year-old Dennis Klermund was waiting on a husband and wife who found a bag of pot with their tacos.  The waiter immediately denied the bag, but police search dogs found more pot in a locker.  He was fired on the spot and arrested.  Dennis Klermund said the pot was meant for a friend.  This took place at a Del Taco in Colorado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There just isn't much thats better than tacos, but with pot?  Just some weird news for you to enjoy throughout the day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-2396455381419521134?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/2396455381419521134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=2396455381419521134' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2396455381419521134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2396455381419521134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/pot-with-tacos.html' title='Pot with Tacos'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4552855665728466582</id><published>2008-10-27T10:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:43:21.500-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Black Friday</title><content type='html'>Uh-Oh, here it comes.  Black Friday is less than a month away, that one day where it is impossible to move in stores and it takes 3 hours to buy 5 movies.  Which you are getting because they all cost $3.99.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Websites to find deals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;www.TheblackFriday.com&lt;br /&gt;www.bfads.net&lt;br /&gt;www.iblackfriday.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, be sure to be around for Cyber Monday, which is the Monday after Black friday in which the most online sales are made every year.  It is a little unknown thing, but if you are trying to sell stuff online, list it on Black Friday, because if nobody has found it by Monday, they will.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4552855665728466582?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4552855665728466582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4552855665728466582' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4552855665728466582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4552855665728466582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/black-friday.html' title='Black Friday'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-6192747851065532582</id><published>2008-10-27T10:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:43:42.738-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Jokes'/><title type='text'>The Quickie</title><content type='html'>Just a quick joke for everyone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few minutes passed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" The startled father asked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-6192747851065532582?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/6192747851065532582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=6192747851065532582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6192747851065532582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6192747851065532582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/quickie.html' title='The Quickie'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8054292968675500220</id><published>2008-10-27T09:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:44:05.813-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movie News'/><title type='text'>Saw V scenes</title><content type='html'>These can be some spoilers so be careful before you continue on reading.  These are pictures that have been released, but it is not definite they will be added into the film yet.  With every picture, I get more excited to see this flick.  I hope it is all it's cracked up to be.  It better be way better than Saw IV which I was very dissapointed by.  Come visit again, as I will have the movie posted when it is released to watch online free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These pictures are Saw V sneak previews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxUAvW5kI/AAAAAAAAAKA/cstWVW6VMsQ/s1600-h/sawseth080108.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxUAvW5kI/AAAAAAAAAKA/cstWVW6VMsQ/s400/sawseth080108.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261877065750603330" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxTpGH0UI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/KBxJLLnSBog/s1600-h/saw080108.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxTpGH0UI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/KBxJLLnSBog/s400/saw080108.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261877059403632962" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxTNwViEI/AAAAAAAAAJw/WfOJH16TpDs/s1600-h/sawjigsaw080108.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxTNwViEI/AAAAAAAAAJw/WfOJH16TpDs/s400/sawjigsaw080108.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261877052064499778" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxTEdgXQI/AAAAAAAAAJo/_n4jqHd3LaM/s1600-h/sawluba080108.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxTEdgXQI/AAAAAAAAAJo/_n4jqHd3LaM/s400/sawluba080108.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261877049569598722" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The movie looks pretty gory from that one picture, and as you can see Tobin Bell has returned yet again.  This is supposably the last of the Saw movies, and if you haven't seen any, I suggest you head down to blockbuster and rent them because they are good.  I suggest the first and second, as the third and fourth were too complex, but I think the fifth will be awesome.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8054292968675500220?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8054292968675500220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8054292968675500220' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8054292968675500220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8054292968675500220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/saw-v-scenes.html' title='Saw V scenes'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQXxUAvW5kI/AAAAAAAAAKA/cstWVW6VMsQ/s72-c/sawseth080108.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3574653657043491375</id><published>2008-10-27T05:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:42:17.610-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Rays and Phillies</title><content type='html'>I am disgusted to watch the Rays play right now.  After a Cinderella Story season, it is just terrible to watch.  They are playing right now like they could care less, which is just awful.  This team had one of the best records in the regular season, and proved themselves in the Playoffs by beating the Red Sox in the ALCS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My disappointments&lt;br /&gt;Evan Longoria and Carlos Pena, the 3-4 hitters do not have a hit yet in the series.&lt;br /&gt;Sonnanstine - Bad start from a guy who shuts down most AL teams.&lt;br /&gt;B.J. Upton - After 2 great series before he is playing down to what he is able to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are others, but right now it is just awful watching the Rays lose to this Phillies ball club.  When Jamie Moyer and Joe Blanton shut you down on back to back nights you need to realize you suck.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3574653657043491375?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3574653657043491375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3574653657043491375' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3574653657043491375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3574653657043491375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/rays-and-phillies.html' title='Rays and Phillies'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-8134463135893409677</id><published>2008-10-24T21:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:44:28.232-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Hannah Overton</title><content type='html'>In 2006, 4 year old Andrew Burd was brought to the hospital without a clue of what was wrong with him.  Blood tests proved that he had salt poisoning.  His level of hypernatremia was almost double of the highest ever recorded.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone turned to Hannah Overton, 29 year old pregnant mother of four who was currently adopting Andrew.  She and her husband were arrested immediately, but swore they were not guilty of this crime.  She said she put a few dashes of creole seasoning in a sippy cup of water instead of giving him more food for lunch that day.  He got sick, and Hannah thought it was just a flu, until it didn't get worse.  She brought him to the hospital where he died shortly thereafter.  It was then when she was arrested.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People in their community were outraged, and raised $700,000 for their cause.  They said Hannah Overton was a good christian and would be the last person to do this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Larry Overtons comment-&lt;br /&gt;"We were just waiting for someone to look at it and say 'This is just an accident,'" Larry Overton told "20/20." "Instead, we were arrested."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hannah said recently Andrew had been eating any kind of food he could find.  After dinners he would go through the garbage can and eat the dog and the cat food.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hannah Overton was convicted of capital murder and sentenced to life in prison in September 2007. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I just kind of broke down," Larry Overton said. "And I just stared out a window for ... I don't know ... probably about an hour."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Larry is now a single father with five children, including the newbord Hannah was pregnant with during the time of Andrews death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;My Story&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believe she wasn't guilty.  The problem was that she most likely got angry at the boy and put a couple of teaspoons of this creole seasoning in his water.  I am sure she didn't have the intentions of killing Andrew, considering she already had kids and had no criminal record.  America is strict on their laws though, and this is a good lesson to learn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-8134463135893409677?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/8134463135893409677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=8134463135893409677' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8134463135893409677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/8134463135893409677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/hannah-overton.html' title='Hannah Overton'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-666704024401313586</id><published>2008-10-24T20:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:45:20.596-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Cuzco Peru</title><content type='html'>Cusco mob attacks municipality, radio station and mayor's home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A mob of citizens have been protesting the construction of a hydroelectric plant in Peru.  Specifically in Canchis, a province in the region of Cusco(Pronounced Cuzco).  Two Policemen were attacked when confronting the angry mob of people.  The protestors attacked sicuani radio station and organized a protest outside of the national bank.  They destroyed office supplies and equipment in the radio station.  Tourists and students have been stranded in this region of Peru and ask for help.  The mob is starting to block major roads and bridges, not allowing anyone to get through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Story&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think these people are crazy.  They will not get what they want and they are wasting their time.  Anyone who is in that mob should get out immediately because they will be arrested if they continue.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other thing is that a hydroelectric plant is actually good for the environment, and the only huge drawback is that if there is no water, then it will not function.  But, water is a renewable resource and the plant is unlikely to run out of water, and if it does, you can always get extra from lakes, rivers, and other sources.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mob is stupid and should stop now before during further damage to their country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cusco Cuzco Peru&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-666704024401313586?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/666704024401313586/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=666704024401313586' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/666704024401313586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/666704024401313586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/cuzco-peru.html' title='Cuzco Peru'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-5682146774352612654</id><published>2008-10-24T19:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T20:05:29.431-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jennifer Hudson'/><title type='text'>Jennifer Hudson</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQKKFC44tII/AAAAAAAAAJA/aKM9JMp6v6Y/s1600-h/77836_jennifer-hudson-and-her-mother-darnell-hudson-2007.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 352px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQKKFC44tII/AAAAAAAAAJA/aKM9JMp6v6Y/s400/77836_jennifer-hudson-and-her-mother-darnell-hudson-2007.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260919134001607810" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is certainly not a "Good Friday"&lt;br /&gt;Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother were killed today in Chicago.  Darnell and Jason Hudson were found dead at 3:00 in the chicago home investigators said.  Police say it is "domestic" which also means it was not a robbery.  Jennifer Hudson was an American Idol contestant, and was the star of the movie Dream Girls.  She is also an oscar winner.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Story&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police have not found a specific motive yet.  This story was very sad news for me to hear.  Nothing is worse than when two innocent people are killed.  I feel bad for Jennifer Hudson, and this shows that celebrities have problems just as much as everyone else.  I feel bad for Jennifer, who had life in her hands up until this point.  I wish the best to Jennifer and the rest of her family, as she will be deeply missed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-5682146774352612654?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/5682146774352612654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=5682146774352612654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5682146774352612654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5682146774352612654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/jennifer-hudson.html' title='Jennifer Hudson'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SQKKFC44tII/AAAAAAAAAJA/aKM9JMp6v6Y/s72-c/77836_jennifer-hudson-and-her-mother-darnell-hudson-2007.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-5612970679196705943</id><published>2008-10-23T11:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:45:37.163-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Lute Olson</title><content type='html'>Lute Olson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An article I wrote for www.DailySportsUpdate.Net&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Longtime Arizona men's basketball coach Lute Olson is reportedly stepping down.  He had 25 years at Arizona, and missed the entire 2007-2008 season during a divorce.  Lute Olson is now 74.  In his 25 years he has a 780-280 career record at Arizona, Iowa, and Long Beach State. His record with the Wildcats was 589-187.  This includes a national championship in 1997, four Final Four appearances, 11 Pac-10 titles, and 20 consecutive 20-win seasons. Olson has also won seven Pac-10 Coach of the Year awards.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Olson announced last year he would be returning to Arizona for another year, so his successor Kevin O'Neill left the program and took a job as assistant coach for the NBA's Memphis Grizzlies.  Olson made it obvious he wanted to be there another year, but just couldn't do it.  He took a leave of absence last year in November and O'Neill took over from that point.  Arizona finished seventh in the Pac-10 last year, the worst finish they've had since the 1982-1983 season - the year before Olson was head coach there.  Arizona still ran their streak of NCAA appearances to 24, despite missing head coach Lute Olson. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The most likely cause of Lute Olson stepping down is his age and health.  When taking a leave of absence for a divorce last year, he also said it was for health reasons too.  He is now 74 years of age, and has 25 years of basketball under his belt.  While he did enjoy a good run at Arizona, his age is starting to catch up with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vitale says associate coach Mike Dunlap will fill in for Lute Olson as interim coach.  Arizona has denied this report.  The best bet now is to wait and see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I give my best wishes to Lute Olson, his family, and his friends.  He had a great run as a college basketball coach, and Arizona will miss him dearly this season.  The Wildcats will play their first opener on November 17 against Florida Atlantic.  This will be their first opener without Lute Olson in the program in two decades, and I wish Arizona and Lute Olson the best. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;visit www.DailySportsUpdate.net to see more news about everything.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-5612970679196705943?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/5612970679196705943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=5612970679196705943' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5612970679196705943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/5612970679196705943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/lute-olson.html' title='Lute Olson'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4225243749339385163</id><published>2008-10-23T07:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-23T11:10:07.769-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oprah Sued'/><title type='text'>Oprah Sued</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Oprah sued over man's arrest on extortion charge&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Louisiana man has filed a lawsuit against Oprah Winfrey, claiming she and an attorney made false statements that led the FBI to arrest him on charges that he tried to extort the talk-show host.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keifer Bonvillain who had charges dismissed, looks to get $180 million from Oprah.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was arrested in December of 2006.  He had a phone conversation with an employee of Oprah's production company and told a company associate he wanted to publish a book based on the recordings.  Bonvillain was arrested when a company associate agreed to pay him 1.5 million dollars.  Bonvillian claims he did everything he could to avoid illegal activity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chip Babcock, who is a lawyer for Harpo productions said "And we know that this whole episode started when the plaintiff wiretapped a Harpo employee in California," he said. "We advised (Bonvillain) that we believe that wiretapping was illegal, and this case will give us an opportunity to determine whether we were right about that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Opinion&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who would sue Oprah?  She is one of the most powerful women in the world and this guy thinks he is going to win?  Well most likley she will lost about 0.00000000....1 of her earnings in court dates, but she really did nothing wrong and this guy is looking to win a case he can't.  This guy claims he did everything he could to avoid illegal activity, yet he was talking to someone from Oprah's production company about getting money.  He will most likely lose and nothing will come of this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fun Fact&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I once heard a story about a man who tried to sue someone for "Stealing his wave."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4225243749339385163?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4225243749339385163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4225243749339385163' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4225243749339385163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4225243749339385163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/oprah-sued.html' title='Oprah Sued'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-3642040910073842288</id><published>2008-10-21T19:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-23T07:33:30.446-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mortgage Attorney'/><title type='text'>Mortgage Attorney</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Mortgage Attorney Shot to Death&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police in Suffolk County say a man found lying in a Commack restaurant parking lot Monday afternoon had been shot in the head. &lt;br /&gt;The victim was identified as 44-year-old mortgage attorney James J. Di Martino, of Nesconset. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The story&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So a woman was in a parking lot and saw a man laying in a pool of his own blood.  Now something like this is just awful.  It is terrible the things people do to others just because they don't get their way.  The lady immediately called 911, and the police arrived shortly thereafter.  The woman actually made a wrong turn into the parking lot and by the time the police arrived there was no trace of evidence.  So, this man killed an attorney who either screwed him over, or he was just really pissed off.  Killing is not the way to go, if you want to kill, go hunting and do it legally, don't kill people who do not deserve it.  The only people that deserved to be killed are the ones on Death Row.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-3642040910073842288?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/3642040910073842288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=3642040910073842288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3642040910073842288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/3642040910073842288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/mortgage-attorney.html' title='Mortgage Attorney'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-7731142411197152799</id><published>2008-10-15T19:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:45:55.895-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Jokes'/><title type='text'>Some Jokes!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPakz-sUWnI/AAAAAAAAAIk/ngRBugahMbM/s1600-h/bins.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPakz-sUWnI/AAAAAAAAAIk/ngRBugahMbM/s400/bins.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257570827910797938" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPakz3zr2EI/AAAAAAAAAIs/wMOCZ_8DtTA/s1600-h/busted.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPakz3zr2EI/AAAAAAAAAIs/wMOCZ_8DtTA/s400/busted.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257570826062649410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPak0HRC1DI/AAAAAAAAAI0/6Dtmuvdb1tg/s1600-h/thanksgiving.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPak0HRC1DI/AAAAAAAAAI0/6Dtmuvdb1tg/s400/thanksgiving.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257570830212322354" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jewish and Chinese Pilots.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a few minutes of silence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Jews sink Titanic.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-7731142411197152799?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/7731142411197152799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=7731142411197152799' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/7731142411197152799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/7731142411197152799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/some-jokes.html' title='Some Jokes!'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPakz-sUWnI/AAAAAAAAAIk/ngRBugahMbM/s72-c/bins.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-1557572152593934529</id><published>2008-10-15T14:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T14:30:45.782-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Organic?</title><content type='html'>It is the new thing in food.  Go Organic.  The foods contain no hormones and won't make you sick blah blah blah.  Is this really true?  Alex Avery's "The truth about Organics" will make you save a couple dollars on your next trip to the supermarket.  There is nothing proven that says Organics are really better for you.  Heres something to remember the next time you are buying: "Organic food is more likely to carry pathogenic bacteria, such as salmonella and E. coli, because of the type of fertilizer that organic farmers use" Avery said. He also said that "Some of the natural pesticides used in organic farming are quite toxic."  Avery also says that Organic Milk does not have one difference from regular milk when tested.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What about organic foods positive effects on the environment?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, Organic foods require less energy in terms of fertilizer use, conventional farms can produce more food with less energy.  In the end, Organic foods will cause more harm to the environment than conventional foods.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My opinion: Until it is actually proven that these "whole foods" really help your health, only buy certain organic foods and stick to conventional ones for now.  It is not worth spending more on something organic if it could have a negative effect, and people have been eating conventional foods for years and we haven't found big negative effects.  I suggest buying organic spaghetti sauces, peaches, strawberries, potatoes, corn, and tomatoes.  Peaches are very high in pesticides, and when produced organically they can lose some of these.  Other foods, particularly onions, won't make a difference whether produced organically or conventionally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for reading my article today&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-1557572152593934529?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/1557572152593934529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=1557572152593934529' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/1557572152593934529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/1557572152593934529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/organic.html' title='Organic?'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-2993812085787706090</id><published>2008-10-07T16:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T18:02:01.500-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Best Barbecue'/><title type='text'>Best Barbecue</title><content type='html'>&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;google_ad_client = "pub-9660614572860014";&lt;br /&gt;/* 468x15, created 10/7/08 */&lt;br /&gt;google_ad_slot = "9928538673";&lt;br /&gt;google_ad_width = 468;&lt;br /&gt;google_ad_height = 15;&lt;br /&gt;//--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&lt;br /&gt;src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its fall, its football season, and the weekends are a time for barbecue and football. I am going to tell you today some barbecue techniques I use for ribs and chicken. First off, I am going to suggest small chicken with bones, which includes drumsticks and mini chicken wings. Usually chicken breast tends to become dry and these other two just come out with better taste. I prefer to use homemade barbecue sauce with this recipe, which is sweet and smoky at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 tablespoon butter&lt;br /&gt;1/4 cup chopped yellow onion, finely chopped&lt;br /&gt;1 1/4 cups ketchup&lt;br /&gt;1/3 cup chili sauce&lt;br /&gt;4 tablespoons brown sugar&lt;br /&gt;3 tablespoons molasses&lt;br /&gt;2 tablespoons yellow mustard&lt;br /&gt;1 tablespoon lemon juice&lt;br /&gt;1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce&lt;br /&gt;1 tablespoon liquid hickory smoke flavoring&lt;br /&gt;1/2 teaspoon garlic powder&lt;br /&gt;1/2 teaspoon salt&lt;br /&gt;1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper&lt;br /&gt;1 teaspoon chili powder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a small saucepan, sauté the chopped onion in butter until soft. Add remaining ingredients. Simmer for about 15 minutes. Taste and adjust seasonings. Delicious on chopped pork sandwiches or use with chicken. Do not cook too hot, just simmer and make sure all ingredients mix together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may change things as you please, but I enjoy this recipe very much and I found an original on www.about.com and these are my revisions which aren't very much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I am going to tell you how to make barbecued chicken drumsticks or wings, and ribs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chicken Drumsticks&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smother barbecue sauce all over the chicken, cover and refrigerate for at least an hour. Take chicken out and keep the remains of the marinade sauce. I suggest cooking chicken on aluminum foil sprayed with a non-stick cooking spray or rubbed with olive oil to prevent dark crispy spots. Put chicken on aluminum foil and put grill to medium heat. Cook 15-20 minutes, coating once with marinade halfway through cooking time. Turn chicken and coat again, and let cook 20-30 more minutes. Be sure to re-coat marinade 2-3 times. Chicken is done when juices run clear. If you have any remainder of the barbecue sauce which wasn't in contact with the raw chicken, put on the chicken now for added flavor and messiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chicken Wings&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wings will come out better deep fried, but here I am going to tell you to grill them because it is a healthier option. Remove smallest section of each wing and throw out. Take the remaining wings and marinade for about 30 minutes in the fridge, turning once halfway through. Preheat grill. Place wings straight onto grill grates and cook 20 minutes, 10 minutes each side over medium-low heat. Be sure to rub sauce on once when turning. Take off. Place barbecue sauce on at end that didn't come in contact with raw chicken wings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ribs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marinate ribs one hour in barbecue sauce and add one cup orange juice. Place in fridge. Preheat oven to 250 degrees right before you take ribs out of refrigerator. Get a baking pan and put ribs neatly into baking pan. Cook for about three hours depending on amount of ribs you are cooking. Ribs should fall off bone. If you want them to be crispy, preheat grill to medium heat and cook each side 5 minutes or until barbecue sauce becomes crispy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are hosting a party, these are two great recipes.  It is easy to put ribs in oven while cooking hot dogs, burgers, or chicken on the grill.  Everyone loves these ribs, and be sure to make sure juices are clear before serving, because more ribs=more time.  Good luck and hopefully you use these recipes at your next barbecue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script language=javascript type="text/javascript" src="http://ss.webring.com/navbar?f=j;y=cfbaseball31;u=defurl"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;Powered by &lt;a href="http://dir.webring.com/rw" target=_top&gt;WebRing&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--optional--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;noscript&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;table bgcolor=gray cellspacing=0 border=2&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 border=0&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=arial size=-1&gt;This site is a member of WebRing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;To browse visit &lt;a href="http://ss.webring.com/navbar?f=l;y=cfbaseball31;u=defurl"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/noscript&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-2993812085787706090?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/2993812085787706090/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=2993812085787706090' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2993812085787706090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2993812085787706090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/best-barbecue.html' title='Best Barbecue'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-2927972289573535335</id><published>2008-10-06T10:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-06T10:12:35.305-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lose weight with soup'/><title type='text'>Lose weight with soup</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Lose weight in two days &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Losing weight isn't always easy and everyone knows that. How do you stop yourself from getting that extra cracker or that extra chip? It can actually be quite easy. If you are looking for low calorie meals, look no further than soup. One can of Steak and Potato Chunky Cambells soup has only 260 calories and has 20 grams of protein. Not to mention it is very filling with pieces of steak and potato and mushroom in it. The real trick isn't eating the soup, its eating it without sides (crackers, chips, cookies, ice cream etc.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;fact &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One cup of crushed Saltines = 300 calories. &lt;br /&gt;http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-crackers-saltines-i18228&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Try eating soup for lunch and drink a bottle of cold water on the side. This will help you to lose weight because cold water also increases your metabolism and helps you burn more calories. &lt;br /&gt;Soups low in calories &lt;br /&gt;1 Cup of Cambells chicken noodle = 120 calories and only 3g of fat. &lt;br /&gt;1 Cup of Progresso traditional chicken noodle = 100 calories and only 2g of fat. &lt;br /&gt;1 Cup of Cambells chicken and rice = 90 calories and only 3g of fat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It isn't hard eating these soups, its hard turning down that big cheeseburger or cheesesteak which is loaded with 600-800 calories and just eating around 2 - 2.5 cups of soup. If you decide to get fast food instead of get soup, you will lose money and gain calories. &lt;br /&gt;Everyday choice of 250 calorie soup over a 650 calorie burger for lunch &lt;br /&gt;One day you save = 400 calories &lt;br /&gt;One week you save = 2800 calories(3000 calories = 1 pound) &lt;br /&gt;One month you save = 12,000 calories(4 pounds) &lt;br /&gt;One year you save = 146,000 calories(roughly 48.5 pounds)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now although this can be a little skewed, if you are trying to lose weight, it may not be the best idea to eat that burger and it could be a good idea to eat the soup, you can lose around 4 pounds a month. Next time you need lunch and want it to be good for you, go to the supermarket and pick up soup, it is microwavable, easy to eat, and most importantly good for you!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-2927972289573535335?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/2927972289573535335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=2927972289573535335' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2927972289573535335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/2927972289573535335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/lose-weight-with-soup.html' title='Lose weight with soup'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4113515530341546102</id><published>2008-10-06T05:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-06T05:32:54.068-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gears of War 2</title><content type='html'>With this game hitting the market, I cannot wait to buy and try.  Gears of War one was awesome and Gears of War two looks very similar based on the videos and pictures I have seen but a lot of the glitch's were probably fixed.  I Just played Gears of War and now I want this game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Game description from ign.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The gears of war continue to turn as Marcus Fenix and his squad of Cogs go back into action in the sequel to Microsoft and developer Epic Games' blockbuster action title. Gears of War 2 continues the story of Marcus Fenix and Delta Squad, locked in an increasingly desperate battle against the nightmarish Locust Horde for the survival of humanity. The game promises to be an epic saga of survival, loss, and retribution. Just as Gears of War set the standard for high-definition visuals, Gears of War 2 raises the bar even further with the amazing technological advances of Unreal Engine 3, delivering a bigger, badder, and more intense experience as the story continues.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some Pictures&lt;br /&gt;Front cover&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEylMvhUI/AAAAAAAAAHY/p6RXwE9u3BY/s1600-h/GOW2_Front_Of_Boxboxart_160w.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEylMvhUI/AAAAAAAAAHY/p6RXwE9u3BY/s400/GOW2_Front_Of_Boxboxart_160w.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254017182306633026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Action shot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEypBeavI/AAAAAAAAAHg/U9YgbNuGKds/s1600-h/gears-of-war-2-20080929084118760_640w.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEypBeavI/AAAAAAAAAHg/U9YgbNuGKds/s400/gears-of-war-2-20080929084118760_640w.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254017183333116658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another Action shot, pretty awesome&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEzEaIq-I/AAAAAAAAAHo/J_nGPh0RhuM/s1600-h/gears-of-war-2-20080929084059652_640w.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEzEaIq-I/AAAAAAAAAHo/J_nGPh0RhuM/s400/gears-of-war-2-20080929084059652_640w.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254017190684306402" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So if you are looking for a new game, and can't decide what to buy, I recommend buying this one, even if you wait a month because after christmas there will be a lot of used ones for sale.  The game releases on November 11, 2008 and I will probably pick it up within that week and write my own review on it.  Right now I am addicted to NCAA Football 09, I couldn't recommend that game enough.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4113515530341546102?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4113515530341546102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4113515530341546102' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4113515530341546102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4113515530341546102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/gears-of-war-2.html' title='Gears of War 2'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SOoEylMvhUI/AAAAAAAAAHY/p6RXwE9u3BY/s72-c/GOW2_Front_Of_Boxboxart_160w.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-7452485196325982239</id><published>2008-10-05T17:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-05T17:23:26.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Recession</title><content type='html'>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lately, broker is the right name for him.  With the 700 billion dollar bill just being accepted, it is just wait and see for America.  Stocks have been plummeting for the past couple months and it is clear that our country is in a recession.  I don't understand how just all of a sudden we got into a recession and how come everybody talks about it?  No one wants to invest right now because it is risky, and people know that because you can't turn on the news without hearing about the fact our country has been going downhill.  Think of this one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;If the government never said we were in a recession, would we be in one?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ask this question because if people didn't know we were in a recession they would still be buying stocks and investing, but since people are aware of it, they hold on to their money and only buy necessity's.  This has put many shops out of business, and made many people bankrupt.  Next time our country is booming or sinking, how about we don't tell anyone about it?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-7452485196325982239?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/7452485196325982239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=7452485196325982239' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/7452485196325982239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/7452485196325982239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/recession.html' title='Recession'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-6025188779738804444</id><published>2008-10-05T13:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:44:59.413-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My Posts'/><title type='text'>Stupid O.J.</title><content type='html'>I'm not talking about tropicana, I am talking about stupid O.J. Simpson.  Did he ever hear of the saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me?"  Obviously not, after he actually got away with murder, he goes and does something else stupid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/04/simpson.jury/index.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Jurors said they all disagreed in his trial 13 years ago in which he was tried for killing his wife and got off.  This time he was guilty with 12 charges of armed robbery and kidnapping.  This ex-football player and now convict attempted to steal memorabilia he said was stolen from him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My opinion:&lt;/strong&gt;  O.J. Simpson should already be in jail but its good he is now.  Everyone who voted not guilty when O.J. did murder his wife should serve in a prison for 2 months because they are partially responsible for this crime.  He should serve the rest of his life in prison and hopefully he does.  How could someone so rich(Winona Ryder) try to steal when they can already have so many things others can't.  Instead of stealing, how about donating like most honorable celebrities do?  O.J. is officially an idiot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-6025188779738804444?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/6025188779738804444/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=6025188779738804444' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6025188779738804444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/6025188779738804444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/10/stupid-oj.html' title='Stupid O.J.'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3765016912257156666.post-4292417470069523248</id><published>2008-09-25T10:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-05T13:16:12.938-07:00</updated><title type='text'>About</title><content type='html'>I will be posting daily all the stories and thoughts that I have, come back and visit if you want to waste time, procrastinate, or just hear some fascinating things.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3765016912257156666-4292417470069523248?l=efaststory.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/feeds/4292417470069523248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3765016912257156666&amp;postID=4292417470069523248' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4292417470069523248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3765016912257156666/posts/default/4292417470069523248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://efaststory.blogspot.com/2008/09/about.html' title='About'/><author><name>Mr Franco</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04041729031559656233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__BX1u4KrgrA/SPaZS-_wrOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Asy77V4g3N8/S220/Av.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
